Visit to mama shop

Today, which i meant yesterday due to that 54 minutes past midnight, I went to the mama shop. When i first heard of it, i was thinking what the hell does the shop sells? A shop that sells mama or mama selling shops or mama shops? So in order to answer my question, i have to visit the shop to find the answer. And there i go, stealthly, sneak to the shop without the knowledge of my bodyguards. And by the way, they are pests, you know. I don't need bodyguards. I am not a criminal or in a dangerous position as i don't have enemies! My papak is paraniod. He just worry way too much. I wish he learns how to take things easy and trust his beloved Utama. I am an adult already. Not a small boy, you know.

Anyway, once out from the pests, i took out my shitty map of Singapura and try to locate the districts of....erm....i don't know which district a mama shop opens in!? sigh. So, i suppose, i have to start from zero. Not a single clue of mama shop.

I look at the morning sun and decided to head west. There i go, i walk and walk. It was a very pleasant walk through the orchid farms. In fact, it's beautiful. The greenery, flowers blossoming, huge trees. I like it.

Then, suddenly, I saw from a far a shop name 'MAMA SHOP'. "Yes!" i exclaimed, "i finally found one. Luck is on my side today". I quicken my footsteps, twisting my hips sideways vigorously to enhance the movements. Within five minutes, i covered the distance of a mile, the distance from my discovery to the shop. That's fast right? I reckon so. I might be a prince but that doesn't mean im a pampered one.

Out of nowhere, My bodyguards appear and surrounded me. My adviser squeezed his fat ass through them and advices me that my papa would not be please for my behaviour and would lead to serious consequences for everyone.

Damn...I thought today i would be able to enjoy the day by myself. And now, their lifes are under my actions, I oblige and followed them back to Istana. This is so so so so so so so so irritating. I was right in front of the shop and i couldn't even step inside to see what it's like. I feel like killing somebody now!!!